早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器……（早报：既然被称为进球机器，那就继续开火）
Considering a social media post
The user has sent a message in Chinese that translates to discussing a "goal-scoring machine." It seems they want to create a morning news or sports-themed social media caption related to soccer. Since the prompt is a bit fragmented, it might be good to ask clarifying questions or offer suggestions. I could provide multiple catchy caption completions in various tones and maybe add some emojis for fun! The goal is to keep it engaging and appropriate.Generating social media options
The editing constraints suggest using default ASCII, but since the user is using Chinese, I can include non-ASCII as well. I'll aim for 8-12 concise variations for a morning briefing social post, potentially focusing on soccer. It might also be useful to create a thread with statistics and a call-to-action.
I should provide options suitable for platforms like WeChat, Weibo, or Bilibili. Additionally, I can include witty endings and a range of tones, such as passionate or humorous. Finally, I must remember to ask a clarifying question about tone or league preference at the end.
给你几种续写思路，直接当标题/开场都行：
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器——那就别拔电源。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器……今天照常开工。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器？那就继续出厂设置：双响。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器——请叫我“定时器”。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器……那我先把键盘敲成帽子戏法。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器？OK，早餐加一球，午餐再来一球。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器——今天也不接客，专接传中。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器……别夸了，射门靶子会害羞。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器？那就把进球写进待办清单。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器——请准备好记分牌。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器……那我就把网再撑破一次。
- 早报：既然你们都说我是进球机器？今晚加班，进到没电为止。 
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